" Cause I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best "



mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube


verusmihi:

I did love those times :p





forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism



❝I wish I had done everything on Earth with you.


—F. Scott Fitzgerald (via katebula)


miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?



botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.



  • europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
  • americans: what
  • europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL




basedgodniall:

when i go into labor i’m gonna pull a kourtney kardashian and take a shower and shave then do my makeup and make sure i’m wearing a cute outfit and then we can go



doctorwho:

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special premieres November 23, 2013



hausofdirectioners:

dat assssssssssss

DON’T



lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU



“maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true, then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do.”


CREDIT